KARATE!!!!

Hi everyone!

Sorry that I wasn't able to upload new content onto my blog the past few weeks. Homework and other things took up a HUUUUGE amount of my time.

Well, January came and went, and now FEBRUARY is here!

To start things off, let's have a video about a guy who's about to karate-chop 10 bricks. TEN!



Ooh, sucks for you, haha. Poor guy prepared forever for that moment.

Happy New Year!!!!!

It's 2008 now, and let's start things off with a little nostalgic glance at past Christmases.


Santa's resting and having hot chocolate now after watching after those friggin evil crybabies who hate sitting on the laps of overweight diabetic strangers wearing red fleece overalls.


Here's some pics of some of the crying babies and poor Santa's reactions.






I can just imagine the conversation between those children:

Boy: Hey! There's a fat dude in red strangling us!
Girl: OH NO!!!!
Boy: Now, don't panic. Remember our conversation at the HQ?
Girl: Yeah...When we are confronted by strangers who ask us what we want for Christmas, we scream as loud as we can in attempt to break his eardrums.
Boy: Yup. Plan A. Ready?
Girl: Ready.
Boy and Girl: AAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Poor, poor Santa.




Santa: Just one more shot of vodka. Please.




Mom: Okay now, children, smile at the camera!
Baby: (Hehehe...This is a Christmas to remember.)




Hey look! Santa's CRYING!




Watch as the little girl attempts to reenact part of a horror movie by extending her left arm toward the unsuspecting mall shoppers.

Japanese McDonalds is so much hotter

Christmas season is upon us now, and I think I'll start off the winter break by posting about a commercial for a fast-food restaurant advocating obesity: McDonald's.

Yup. Most everyone in America has heard about how McDonald's is damaging to the health. But I bet it's doubly hard for the Japanese to quit.


Ooh, niiiice Ronald McDonald.

Wait, there's a male version!

Whoa, where'd the burger come from?!

Compare these two with our chubby friend here. And his baby.

Pool, Billiards, Yadda yadda

Hi Everyone. Sorry for not posting for a VERY long time. One word explanation: School. You know how it is.

Anyways, my trusty friend who constantly appears on the comments page, the UNICORN, brought to my attention a man who has a truly USELESS talent. By useless, I mean that if a wild bear confronts him and the Loch Ness Monster attacks him from the other side and he has nowhere to escape, this guy's screwed. And his talent would be screwed too.

Yup.

Enjoy the vid, peoples!!!!



Courtesy of THE UNICORN; JKW; WTFHAX...etc. etc.

Pen Trick, Gone Wrong

Some guy innocently attempts to advertise his website with a bunch of cool pen tricks. Then, in a freak one-in-a-million accident, it goes terribly wrong.



Stupid idiot had to swing his pen into the light bulb.

That Darn Pug

About time for a new video; Hope you all had a great Halloween!

Now that it's November, we really should have some pug peeing videos. (...)

Here ya go, enjoy!

Oh, and NEW POLL TODAY!!!


Hope the dog didn't break anything when he was dropped...

The Geyser Effect

Geeky people do geeky things, but those things don't have to be boring.

Mentos in Coke bottles may be geeky, but it's extremely COOL!


The geeks who could.

Courtesy of THE UNICORN; JKW; WTFHAX...etc. etc.
From the website http://www.eepybird.com/